Greetings Tumblrians! My blog will quite often consist of Sherlock, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, Marvel, Zelda, Johnny Depp, House, Star Wars, Buffy, and lots of other things I enjoy geeking out over. Also, anything related to literature and music will make frequent appearances. Thanks for stopping by!
I had a dream the titans were coming to my house to kill me once…wasn’t my favorite dream in the world.
(via doctorandrose)
Oh I like this photo set.
THE NOISE I MADE WAS KIND OF INHUMAN
PRAISE THEM
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.
PERFECT. PEOPLE.
(via shamelesslyobsessed)
Adorbs.
(via pirates-are-my-division)
My reaction to my friend saying Tom Hiddleston is weird looking and NOT a sexy beast…
psht.
(via stylelust)
That moment when someone is at your house but you don’t want to leave your room to find out who it is
So you sit there and do a mental voice analyses…
via sodamnrelatable
(via gingerwhowaited)
imdirkmaiandthispianoisbroken:
HE THREW HIS CAT
OH MY GOD HE THREW HIS FUCKING CAT
AND HIS FACE
THE REDNESS OF HIS FACE
OMG
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS
“WHAT WERE YOU THINKING”
Well I’m that your reaction is fucking hilarious as fuck.It’s ellegal.
It’s ellegal!
actually it’s illegal pronounced ‘eel-legal’ but okeel legal
Not that I think anyone pays attention to it, but isn’t Modern Warfare not meant for ten year olds in the first place?
But, moving on from that.
OH MY GOD THAT CAT THAT POOR POOR CAT THROWING CATS IS ELL-LEEGEHL DAMMIT
YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKING SHITHEAD. YOU HAVE THE MOST ANNOYING VOICE I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AND A FUCKING BOWL-CUT FOR HAIR. WHO THE HELL THROWS A BEAUTIFUL AND INNOCENT CAT ACROSS THE ROOM OVER A FUCKING GAME?? IF I KNEW WHERE YOU WERE I WOULD FIND YOU. I WOULD SKIN YOU. AND I WOULD MAKE YOU INTO FUCKING SHOES.
How have I never seen Ewan on Conan’s show??? MUST FIND THIS.
(via sassy-gay-oncologist)
So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
(via everydayimcumberin)
(via most-awkward-moments)
- Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
- Me: LOKI?
- Teacher: Pardon?
- Me: The God of Mischief.
- Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?
- Me: I don't have it.
- Teacher: What?
- Me: I sent it off, I know not where.
- Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
- Me: Is it madness? IS IT?
- Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-
- Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
- Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-
- Me: How's your coffee?
- Teacher: What?
- Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
- Teacher: I don't-
- Me: There's no gas in the tank.
- Teacher: What-
- Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
- Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-
- Me: LOKI'D.
- Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
- Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
- Teacher: Preferably several someones?
- Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
- Teacher: Restrain her.
- Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
- Teacher: What even.
- Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.
Hey look!
Somebody giffed my brain!
